Ladies Night!

Once upon a time I had a night off along with all my amazing lady friends and we went out on the town. Fortunately, the camera missed most of the debauchery as it was charging half the night. However, these photos are evidence that this night did indeed take place and sometime in the far... far.. distant future it may be repeated....

Fast Alice and her Ladies

Nay and I

Oooooo.... Can you find Lady C???

(Hint.. she is hiding with a handlebar mustache.)

Ahhhh... There she is!!!

I'm so glad I look relatively sober in these photos....

Uhh... Wait.. Spoke too soon.

Obviously this photo was taken as someone interrupted our conversation about world domination...

Miss You!

Muah*

Fast Alice

At Long Last!!! Episode VII

Finally Episode 7!! If you notice this episode is considerably longer than our first 6. Hopefully, it will make up for our temporary absence! A special Fast Alice shout to Pete and Sainttigerlily.... We couldn't let you go back to the UK without making some fun... Love you!

Muah*

Fast Alice

I KNOW I KNOW!!!

Alright it's been like 100 years since I've posted..... forgive me. The move was a little more taxing than I thought. Not to mention the filming and modeling and working I had to do. But I'm pleased to say my Ikea furniture is finally assembled (well.... most of it.. ugh) and I am mostly unpacked. I now reside in what Lady C lovingly refers to as the fortress, in regards to my new loft bed. I'll update this post later with some pre and post move pix. Also..... Lady C and Fast Alice are about to make there much awaited reappearance so get ready for fun!!

Muah*
Fast Alice

Moving!!

Watch out BK!!! Fast Alice is coming. I'm moving today and have been packing and the like all week. It's been crazy so forgive the lack of posts.... But I'm taking pix today to document the process so keep an eye out.. I'm sure I'll resurface soon!

Muah*
Fast Alice

Memorial Day Decker!

Awwww... my last decker as a housemate in East Harlem... But it was a blast!!

Awww.. Ozzie doing something cute in front of the camera... first time for everything.

No you throw a great party.... No you!!

Meera looking glam as ever...

Ha! I should add Sausage master to my skills list!!

Happy Birthday Brendan!!

So in fine Wonderland tradition we had a fantastic tea party in honor of Brendan's Birthday.....

The Birthday Boy!

This photo taken right before he dumped some beer on the ground for his "peeps in the pen"....lol

Represent!

The Peanut Gallery

A toast to Brendan and to Joe for looking fab in his pajmina!

As Promised... Wai/Jesse Nipple Grab Action Shot!!

Oooooooooo Dirty...

That's a wrap folks!!! Although.. keep an eye out for drunken wrap party pix!!!