
Matthew McConaughey as Vilmer... (OK.. imagine the king of the RomCom playing a sadistic super killer.... Hilarious)
Renee Zelwiger as Jenny... (former scream queen turned Oscar winner... hmmm.. so glad this was part of her rise to greatness. It gives all us actors who have appeared in terrible films hope)
Robert Jacks as Leather face (apparently his career culminated in this movie.. surprise surprise)
Tyler Cone as Barry (Tyler actually is a ringer for the love child of my Ex and his best friend (also male btw). So I actually didn't feel too bad when leather face donned an axe and put him out of his bad acting misery) Tyler's career ended with the ever popular.... "A Trolls Bridge." Any one see this one???......... Beuler??
All this aside... this movie was a great... GREAT laugh. Check it out if you want to waste 90 minutes of your life...
xoxo
Fast Alice
As a disclaimer.. I would add I totally DO respect these actors for giving a terrible film their all... It is the writers and producers who should be whipped for this shameful piece of cinema.
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